Wow, 4 hours of credit card BS and customer service need-to-knows that I've known since I was 10.
Common curtesy?

Fml, why does Staples have so many cards/credit cards?

First day

Oh man I am nervous as fuck now... I don't even want to get ready?
I'm sitting here in my boxer briefs and not even wanting to put my shirt and pants on because that's the next step to getting to work.

... Oh shit I forgot to ask my dad to drive me.
Ok we're good now I just ran up and asked him (Close one.)