Please do not cancel my contract today. I promise I will have it paid off in full by friday, no jokes this time! I actually have a job so I can actually pay it off!
If you disconnect me I will call in and verbally harass your employees and you know we both don't want that because I don't have the time and neither do you, so let's just call 'er even right here.
heres my to-do list for today, and its only 12:53p so i can still do it.
a. go to gym and get a monthly subscription b. search for n find a cheap bike. c. call telus and get that damn BB Storm! d. start writing my barista blogs for my final farewells.
ugh and here i dont even wanna leave my room! - maybe a shower will help or somethinnnn.